What if Bloo Was a Dad?

[tonya]

I guess I'll start. I've made a number of posts asking different questons like, what would yo do if Wilt was all decked out as a pimp daddy, and other questions like that, so I decided to, instead of making a bunch of new posts asking my questions, I'd make a thread. Oh, and feel free to ask you're questions too!

What kind of daddy do you think Bloo would be? Personally, I think he'd be the laid back sort of dad, who would pass down to his youngins' all the ways of being mischevious. And do you think his kid would annoy him to no end, like he does Mac, Frankie, and Mr. H?

[emma]

Haha! The thought of Bloo being a Dad makes me laugh. I mean, he's such an irresponsible little blob. Can't you just see him taking little [insert cutsie name here] to the park and then just getting distracted, leaving the kid to it's own devices and then going home to Foster's a few hours later, without the kid, completely indifferent.

Also, the question brings up another. How on earth would Bloo get a kid? He's not exactly boyfriend material...let alone husband material.

[kippeh]

Well, if Bloo reeeally wanted a kid for some bizzarre reason, he'd probably steal one or get mac to imagine him one or something, I dunno. xP That's Bloo for ya anyway.

*waits to get flamed D:*

[tonya]

Mabe Bloo and Berry gets married! And they have a little purple blob named Blooberry. Berry's pink, Bloo's blue, pink and blue make purple. Picture a little purple blob with a baby buck tooth sticking out and calling Bloo daddy, lol! You're probably thinking on how marrage works in that house. Bloo lovs attention, Berry spends every single bit of spare time and second focusing on Bloo. An attention lover getting attention? Perfect match. And then we have Mac the 8 year old grandpa!

[emma]

...I have seen the scenario you have described in fanfic before. Pretty much exactly as you describe...

Did you write that??

[Sparky]

No. I am changing the name of this thread to reflect that it is about Bloo being a dad. I understand why you think its a good idea to "consolidate" threads like this, but I assure you, it is not. When someone visits a forum, what they see are a list of thread titles. They have the choice to click on any of those titles to read the contents. A thread titled "The Q&A Thread" can contain *anything*. What if somebody doesn't *want* to read about Bloo having children (presumably having sex in order to do so)? I'll be honest - *I* don't want to think about Bloo being a parent (let alone having sex). Oh I think it's fine for *other* people to think about that, but I'm entitled to my own opinion too. Therefore I am changing the title of this thread.

There can never be "too many" threads on the forum or anything. Let's keep every conversation more or less seperate. That way people can pick and choose what threads they do and do not want to read. Go ahead and start the conversations you want to start, but please title them accordingly.

[kippeh]

Yeah, when I first saw this thread, I thought it was like an FAQ about the site or something.

[Sparky]

Actually I did too. I thought it had been started so the members could ask us Staff questions or something. In which case it'd be in the wrong section.

[kippeh]

And you'd get to use you oh-so-amazing mod powers ^_^ *stops spamming now*

[pitbulllady]

I just absolutely cannot imagine Bloo being a parent, let alone a GOOD parent! He's far, far too immature and self-centered himself, and would surely be jealous of his own kid if someone paid him/her more attention than they did Bloo(and you know how everyone is with babies)! Bloo got jealous of a bunch of PUPPIES, for crying out loud! I just can't picture him being even a remotely good parent.

pitbulllady

[tonya]

Oops! Sorry about the confusion.

[BlooCheese]

Bloo? A parent? That's...a very scary thought. I don't think he's capable of being a good father, let alone one better than Homer Simpson.

[tonya]

I picture him atleast being as good as Homer Simpson, atleast. No, I never wrote any fanfic about it. It sounds interesting to read though.

[kageri]

He'd watch TV and make Mac watch him drink a gallon of milk as fast as he can while Gorak, Superfly and Bloo Jr. play with antifreeze.

[BlooCheese]

Now I'm worried about his kids.