joke: mac says....

[vinny]

today, i decided to do a interveiw with mac. i told him to fill in the rest of each sentence i asked him........

Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... how?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... not much.
Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.

[vinny]

mac: Will you punish me for something i didn't do?

Teacher: Of corse not!

mac: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

[vinny]

They're Busy~

One day, the phone rang, and mac answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The police."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The firemen."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Looking for me."

[vinny]

BURN!!!.........(mac vs. bloo)

bloo (to mac): You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”

mac (to bloo): The bakery called -- they want their rolls back fatty!

bloo: im not fat!

mac: are too!

bloo: You're so ugly that, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

mac: whatever!

bloo: Your apartment was so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came outsid

mac: oh yea? You're so ugly that when i created you, my mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And i said, ''Let's go bury it!''

[vinny]

i have a really funny joke, but sparky would own me if i posted it. just send me a PM.

[bloonuggets]

Mac: Pete and Repete were on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who was left?
Blooregard: Repete.
Mac: Pete and Repete were on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who was left.
Blooregard: Repete.
(This goes on for a few minutes.)